Ally and Ross have made a commitment to NOT make a commitment. After dating for two years, the couple decides to swear off "business as usual": no wedding, no kids, no house. But, when a priceless object is stolen from their apartment, Ally and Ross jump into action, vowing to retrieve their prized possession by any means necessary. Kitchen Sink is a non-stop-noir-drenched-over-the-top expedition through Chicago's underbelly; a path littered with thieves, private detectives, back-stabbing frenemies, and the ever-elusive, possibly extinct prospect of actually acting like an adult.​​​​​​​​

This world-premiere ensemble production features the Class of 2013 Master of Fine Arts in Acting candidates.